Can’t life be wonderful sometimes, at other times it can be a real pain in the ass. So when you need a little lift here as some quotes about life.
“The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. ” Robert Frost
“The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important. ” Milo Bloom
“I dream for a living. ” Steven Spielberg
“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself — like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks.” Jean Kerr
“When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.” Rita Rudner
“I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man. ” Jean Harlow
Take a look through these funny quotes about life.
“I can resist everything except temptation.” Oscar Wilde
“Ever notice how it’s a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal! ” Steven Wright
“My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. ” Rita Rudner
“When on the ladder of success, don’t let boys look up your dress! ” Anonymous
Or why not try these funny life quotes.
“The chances of bread falling buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet!” Anonymous
“The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling in love with a woman you know is bad for you, but you love every minute with her, anyway.” Lionel Richie
“Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.” Ray Romano
“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. ” Dick Van Dyke
“They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can…if you hit them in the goolies with a cricketbat for fourteen hours.” Jo Brand
